February 2012
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1612th:
dopejonker:
mom : stop eating your cats food! me : YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
ok how did my post go from
“ me during the day: wow i’m so tired i think it’s time for a six hour nap me at night: i’m kinda in the mood for a swim”
to that
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castration:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING “JAKE FROM STATE FARM??”
harraypotter:
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
shoulderblades:
that monkey is too turnt up
very unlimited
Shout out to Pizza Hut for making me want to commit! Ayyyeeee!
idiotblogger:
My blog must be really good because I know no one follows me for my face
zz4:
I’m so done with breathing
doomf:
There’s a 100% chance that you’re reading this right now
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
idiotblogger:
Singing love songs to your cat
21stsextury:
plot twist: your parents send you anonymous hate
commanderinqueef:
to write “you’re adopted” on her arms
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thugnasty01:
pretty girls who think theyre ugly
ugly girls who are over confident
why
hyliam:
every gen but gen 1 sucks
look at how clever the pokemon are
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
frostank asked: I can't even explain how cool it was, and some things about it were subtle and wonderful. I want super powers so bad now! Not that I didn't before, but even more so now. xD On a different note, I know you talk a lot about being awkward and stuff, but I have a feeling you'd make a really wonderful friend who's kind and easy to talk to. Just wanted to say that too. But yes! Super...
me 5 hours ago: i'm gonna go to bed
textposter:
I’m actually so ugly that its offensive and I feel like apologizing to other people
shoulderblades:
DIY facial reconstructive surgery
annefranksgasmask:
i put lotion on my hands and i have to pee so bad but i cant open my door send help
coagulates:
the sound of people having friends is really annoying
meowmeoow:
fy-blink182:
russianrev:
“All the...
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
disabledporn:
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKING FAST
FACES PAST
AND IM HOME BOUND
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